How to correctly spread Vegemite

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Published on Aug 19, 2019
This is how it should be done. If you do it different you are wrong.

1,772 Comments:

Amayez
Amayez:
_If you're Australian, you are pretty much obligated to watch the Fairbairn Brothers._
Madchen Craig
Madchen Craig:
As an American I’m glad to have content that enlightens me about Australian culture
Roerei Youtube
Roerei Youtube:
*If you’re not Australian, just pretend this video is about Nutella*
Emily Sheil
Emily Sheil:
“You gotta spread the mite thick.”
Me: wow, that’s *mitey* thick.
Snapy
Snapy:
*me internally: wth is vegemite? I'm just gonna pretend that's Nutella then*
Richzkiller
Richzkiller:
J: what the fu*k are u doing?
Best way to start a video. Just walk up to someone and ask wtf are u doing instead of asking about there day. I love Australia
Patrik Hurtig
Patrik Hurtig:
I don't know what vegemite is, we only eat meatballs in Sweden.
Michael Meyer
Michael Meyer:
Why’d you throw away the Vegemite toast? That’s a waste of precious Vegemite!
Kon Darras
Kon Darras:
I cant express with words how much talent they have
Rose Rain
Rose Rain:
“YoUr sPrEaD iS wEaK”
*Best thing I’ve ever heard*
NG H
NG H:
"What are you american?" Well yeah australia doesnt exist
Nathan Saliba
Nathan Saliba:
I love how they censor every single curse and then at the end one them swears and it doesn't censor
Rockruff
Rockruff:
*Who are you talking to?*

*The Vegimite Police?!*

*They don't exist* (do they?)
Dede dez nuts
Dede dez nuts:
Warning the following content contains Australians, Vegemite is a dangerous weapon of mass destruction to other walks of life, viewers discretion is advised.
Jessica Emily
Jessica Emily:
I thought it said “how to correctly speak vegemite”
Qüęéñ øf dā Pùgš
Qüęéñ øf dā Pùgš:
“ *wHaT aRe yOu, AMERICAN?!* “

Either Americans are weak or they don’t have that MITE (might, haha?)
Gosh my puns SUCK
Shadow wolff
Shadow wolff:
Lol I'm American and actually like vegimite alot 😂😂, everyone ik thinks it's nasty.
Rainlue
Rainlue:
“Do you want me to show you how a pro spreads his mite?”

“No.”

“Did I hear a yes?”

“Absolutely not.”

“Watch and learn son.”

I died.

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absolute disease
absolute disease:
Whoah. That spread of vegemite will save you from drop-bears for the next 10 years mate.
神话AwakeRelax
神话AwakeRelax:
Lachlan : I don't like to much Vegemite on my toast.
Jackson : What are you AMERICAN.
😂😄
Frosticle Chillblade
Frosticle Chillblade:
i have the weakest spread of all. lots of butter tiny bit of ‘mite
Blanco
Blanco:
Reminds me of My Proper Tea by Doc Brown lol
ThatBloodyPanda
ThatBloodyPanda:
(I'm Australian so don't @ me)
How to -spread Vegemite correctly- get f*cking salt poisoning
Jessie MacMillan
Jessie MacMillan:
“Hello? Yes, it’s an emergency”
“Who are you talking to?”
“The vegemite police”
😂😂😂😂
Aiesha Khan
Aiesha Khan:
What a time to upload.
I’m currently eating Vegemite.
Postghost
Postghost:
*_"Thicken your spread, LACHLAN."_* ~Jaxon Fairbairn, 2019.


(Sniff)😌 That was beautiful...
Shiny-Breakfast_Wolf
Shiny-Breakfast_Wolf:
As an Australian I believe their spread is WEAK you gotta use the WHOLE TUB
Mekal Covic
Mekal Covic:
As a New Zealander, *insert joke about australians here
Lea Magpies Evans
Lea Magpies Evans:
Vegemite is fkn awesome ...The thicker u have on ur toast the better ....But ya gotta have the butter melted into ur toast first LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ValcorTheConqueror
ValcorTheConqueror:
"tHiCkeN yA sPrEaD!"
thereidstgcg lyfgh
thereidstgcg lyfgh:
"What are you American"
Pfft what are you Australian?
zazalepj
zazalepj:
"Do u even Mite?" Has now replaced "do u even lift?


Nah... Just a classic down under toilet seat shit that is funny as hell..lol
Meme Master
Meme Master:
I’m just spreading myself a delicious V E G E M I T E
M E A L
pɐǝɹq
pɐǝɹq:
L: Who are you talking to?
J: The vegemite police
L: They don't exist...


* whispers *


𝙙𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮?
Plank
Plank:
Im not even kidding. Im aussie and can eat vegemite by spoonful. Its actually not that bad.
Charlotte Roberts
Charlotte Roberts:
Exactly how it's done
Pastel• Choco
Pastel• Choco:
Here in Britain we eat Marmite. This is what I hear my friend and her sister fight over just with Marmite and not Vegemite 🤣
Adrian Berryhill
Adrian Berryhill:
I just ordered a canna Vegemite off of Amazon because of this video
pɐǝɹq
pɐǝɹq:
as an australian, i can confirm that the vegemite police do, in fact, exist
Shivyadra !
Shivyadra !:
this is just a tutorial on how to clog your arteries and traumatise your tastebuds
Mitch
Mitch:
"do you want me to show you how a pro spreads his mite?"


Is that a reference to Promite?!?!
Amber Joy
Amber Joy:
who are you talking to? the veGEMITE POLICE
ConnorXbone
ConnorXbone:
this I actually false, you have to dump the hole jar onto the toast
William Falls
William Falls:
"Do you want to learn how a pro spreads Vegemite?"
"No."
"Is that a yes?"
"Absolutely not."
"Watch and learn."

Best pick-up line I've ever heard.
Goofy Goober
Goofy Goober:
Love your new haircut, 10/10



Also thanks for teaching me
go to bed you piecof shof
go to bed you piecof shof:
My mom: **spreads vegemite on toast**

Me: **looks at her at confusion**

My mom: **looks back at me in confusion**

Me: **shows this video and yells** MOM YOU HAVE TO SPREAD İT THİCC!!!!
Isaacsmalleymusic
Isaacsmalleymusic:
After looking at the title: how to correctly spell vegemite
MafiaboysWorld
MafiaboysWorld:
Even that 2nd lot of Vegemite was weak as!! Double it next time you wimps!! 😎😈
Tekkeroo
Tekkeroo:
I honestly don’t know how Lachlan held a straight face while eating that. 🤔
Wild. YT
Wild. YT:
im australian and i f**king know that these c**t's are f**king correct