Binging with Babish: $5 Shake from Pulp Fiction

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Published on Oct 15, 2019
Tickets on sale now for my book tour! https://www.bingingwithbabish.com/events Pre-order my book before its release on October 22nd for access to exclusive content! https://www.bingingwithbabish.com/cookbook This week, Babish takes a turn for the sweet and opulent as we explore the possibilities of a $5 milkshake. Or rather, the lack thereof: there aren't many ways to inflate the price of a plain vanilla shake, outside of simply being served in an overpriced theme restaurant in LA. So let's see just how expensive we can make this sucker! Music: "Add And" by Broke for Free https://soundcloud.com/broke-for-free My new show, Being with Babish! https://bit.ly/2R5IgTX The new Spanish-language BwB channel here! https://bit.ly/2UYG6qs My playlist of preferred cooking tunes, Bangers with Babish! https://spoti.fi/2TYXmiY Binging With Babish Website: http://bit.ly/BingingBabishWebsite Basics With Babish Website: http://bit.ly/BasicsWithBabishWebsite Patreon: http://bit.ly/BingingPatreon Instagram: http://bit.ly/BabishInstagram Facebook: http://bit.ly/BabishFacebook Twitter: http://bit.ly/BabishTwitter

9,029 Comments:

Binging with Babish
Binging with Babish:
Moral of the story: add a shot of bourbon or cognac to your milkshake sometime. If you're of age. And not driving. And not lactose intolerant. And not taking the boss's wife out on a date with a bag of horse that she might mistake for coke.
Denis Penes
Denis Penes:
he really gonna flex on us with his girlfriend just like that huh
Notorious
Notorious:
"Everybody meet Jess. Jess is my girlfriend"

Not true, she's just a kosher salt statue
Trash PlayZ
Trash PlayZ:
Babish: "she is my girlfriend"

Me: *adds the rest of the bourbon and chugs it*
The Caped Watermelon
The Caped Watermelon:
Babish: says he has a girlfriend

Me: *cries through cheap milkshake.*
XxConstant AnxietyxX
XxConstant AnxietyxX:
"This is Jess,"

Me: "Oh his si-"

"My girlfriend."


*Chokes on $2 wine*
Sleepy Newt Creature
Sleepy Newt Creature:
Huh. His milkshake brought a girl to the yard.





I'll show myself out.
Justasktheprogamer
Justasktheprogamer:
No one:
Babish: Before we share this milkshake, we will start by making a girlfriend from scratch
Tyler Stewart
Tyler Stewart:
everyone: focused on girlfriend
me: "saucepn"
Berry
Berry:
“This is Jess. My girlfriend”

*spits out 200 year cognac*
Shaydee Jeff
Shaydee Jeff:
"This is Jess. She's my girlfriend"

*Spits out $200 milkshake*
Rosie-Lee Cummins
Rosie-Lee Cummins:
I feel like a parent after babish introduced us to his girlfriend
Simon S.
Simon S.:
When Babish introduced his girlfriend, we're either the parents or that virgin sibling.
Sam Cook
Sam Cook:
I'm happy he has a girlfriend, but are we gonna talk about how he says "skin" at 4:48?
The Commentator
The Commentator:
This truly was the most expensive milkshake, for love is invaluable.
Silver Chicken
Silver Chicken:
"Jess is my girlfriend"
k, first of all, terrible cgi
c'mon man, don't lie, you're better than that
cosmic-sarcasm 18
cosmic-sarcasm 18:
“This is Jess. She is my girlfriend”

*chokes on one hundred year old cognac*
Skar The Fuckin Dog
Skar The Fuckin Dog:
100% of the comments
"JESS. MY GIRLFRIEND"
Josh
Josh:
“This is Jess. She is my girlfriend”

Weird flex but okay.
Kassi Ramus
Kassi Ramus:
“Pressing the plastic wrap directly down onto the surface of the custard, so it does not form a skiiiien.”
Ian Alcayaga
Ian Alcayaga:
"This is Jess, my girlfriend"
Everyone else: "Wait hold up. What?!"
Everyone who follows him on social media: "Oh hey she's in a video. Cool!"
Alihan K.
Alihan K.:
Babish introduces his girlfriend*

[everyone liked that.]
Miah
Miah:
Me: *see him putting in two straws* oh hey I do tha-

Babish: “So everybody meet Jess”

Me: ...
NiceToMeetMew
NiceToMeetMew:
"Meet Jess."
Me: ...
"Jess is my girlfriend."
Me: *spits out tea*
Frank Smertkopf
Frank Smertkopf:
Edible gold leaf is the dumbest thing ever.
• Sterben •
• Sterben •:
When that wedding cake recipe coming out so are the tears of everyone here.
Connor Dunn
Connor Dunn:
“Everyone meet Jess”

[Everyone liked that]
U are Geh
U are Geh:
$200 Milkshake:
Me: i sleep
Babish girlfriend:
Me: *R E A L S H I T*
sagesaria
sagesaria:
Jess's smile when you kiss her is absolutely priceless. Now THAT is worth an expensive milkshake :)
shuni shun
shuni shun:
when babish said "i like my gravy the way i like my women, thin and rich." he wasn't lying.
Thatguy 69
Thatguy 69:
Dude makes the most expensive milkshake and doesn’t even put it in the title. Mad lad
Taco Bell Beefy Crunch Burrito
Taco Bell Beefy Crunch Burrito:
Babish: *Starts putting another straw in the shake*

Me: “Oh, he’s gonna call Sawyer and Vinny over for a taste test”

Babish: “This is my girlfriend”

Me: *Surprised Pikachu face*
The Frenchiest Frie
The Frenchiest Frie:
Babish: meet my girlfriend Jess
Me: *chugs his expensive burben*
adis memisevic
adis memisevic:
"Jess is my girlfriend."
Wholesomeness levels maxed out.
Scott Hoffman
Scott Hoffman:
MUTHA FUGGA MY HEART SKIPPED A BEAT WHEN YOU BROKE OUT YA BOTTLE OF LOUIS!
Chazz Ascoli
Chazz Ascoli:
Babish: "Sauce Pn

Everyone else: "sauce pAn"
AnIndecisiveWeeb
AnIndecisiveWeeb:
“Jess is my girlfriend.”

Literally everyone: hol up
Crubba Grubba
Crubba Grubba:
"this is my girlfriend!"

**thousands of female fans weep into the moonlight**
Ron Gneezy
Ron Gneezy:
"I'm going to one up Serendipity by adding booze"
okay
"The booze is Louis XIII"
Okay
"I'm going to drink this with my girlfriend"
OKAY, GEEZ. HAVE YOU FLEXED ENOUGH?
PretzelBob
PretzelBob:
I feel like a proud parent like I just sent my kid off to college, only my kid has a luscious beard and college is a woman.


Idk why I just said that but I'm gonna roll with it.
The Creeper King
The Creeper King:
No matter what you may say...



Anyone you mention is destined to be memeified
Spunow
Spunow:
Babish: This is Jess. She is my girlfriend.

*2 months later*

Babish: How to make a wedding cake.
Milf Hunter
Milf Hunter:
Andrew, I’m not saying anything negative about your girlfriend-
But that bottle of Louis XIII is the sexiest thing that’s ever been on the show
ArtemisScribe
ArtemisScribe:
Putting gold on something shouldn't count towards it being the "most expensive food item". It's just cheating.
Rylan
Rylan:
babish show us how to get a girlfriend from scratch
cole fitz
cole fitz:
“Skeen” “caramel” “Nootella”
Beebup
Beebup:
"The world's most expensive milkshake."
me: :o
"Everyone, meet Jess."
me: 😮
Valerie Plaster
Valerie Plaster:
I feel like a mom now that he introduced his girlfriend. I'm a very proud mom!
Kate Mitchell
Kate Mitchell:
Well that was the cutest ending ever.
sagesaria
sagesaria:
Jess's smile when you kiss her is absolutely priceless. Now THAT is worth an expensive milkshake :)